How To Talk To Your Phone

Already have the new, shiny Android 4.1 Jelly Bean? You're in for a ton of fun. Start by asking your phone, what the answer to life, the universe and everything is (but you already know that's 42, of course), keep making small talk about the weather and Stephen Hawking's new book, and finish with the important stuff, like how many egg rolls you can fit into your back pocket.

The fun starts around 4:41.